The Smelker Seven

Survivor - A New Season Begins

Well with a new season of Survivor about to start, ideas have been pitched left and right for future shows. Here is one idea pitched for Texas, called, aptly enough, Survivor: Texas Style.

The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo
with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for John Kerry," "George Strait Stinks," "Hillary in 2008" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."



Any takers??

Labels: Dallas, pink Volvo, Survivor

posted by The Smelker Seven @ 10:54 PM